If the Sons of Italy is doing a country western dance, not tarantellas, why are we so worried about immigration? When I’m in Europe I like to tell them, in hell, the Americans are in charge of health care and public transit. In Heaven, we are in charge of handicapped access and immigrant assimilation. Both those two things, in Europe, basically suck.
Related: Sons of Italy to hold Country Western Dinner Dance (Daily Breeze)